If you were hired to assassinate someone, who would it be and how would it take place?

skeletor.  i would kill him with the shwartz.

If you could have dinner with any 5 people (dead or alive) who would they be and what would be for dinner?

hendrix, allan holdsworth, scofield, tony williams, and jaco.  i would just listen to them all talk.  we would deffinitly eat at arby's.  i would have the #7

Do you read?  If so, what are you currently reading?

i dont read much cuz im from conroe.... but i have read zappas biography.  its good.

Ever had a brush with fame?  If so, what happened?

once a picture of me when i was little was on the disney channel.  it was me and my german shepard, cotton.

What is your soft drink of choice and why?

fresca or anything orange.  its hard to mess up orange.

Who would win in a battle between Oprah Winfrey and Rosie OâDonnel?

 oprah....  hands down.

Why do the smelly tongues look just as they felt?

 ring around the tub.

What was the first concert you attended?

 TESLA!!!!!!!!!

If you were the last one on earth after a massive plague, what would you do on the first day?

walk around naked.

If you could be invisible, where would you go and what would you do?

i would steal a new guitar.

Besides your significant other (if you have one) who is the sexiest person in the universe?

jay brooks.

If you won the powerball lotto for 100 million, what would you do?

buy an island and rock it!

What is the meaning of life?

 rock!

Why Clouseaux?

cuz it rocks!